What Fury came face to face with when he crawled out of a sewer hole into a ditch was not the silver masked face of a Doombot but the ass of some motherfucker standing up on the embankment, staring up at the walls of Doom's castle. Even though the dude's back was turned, he was still problematically in Fury's way. He would have to pass him to get back towards the mountains, which undoubtedly meant getting noticed. It wasn't like Nick couldn't take the man in a fight, but he was kinda pressed for time here and he sure as hell didn't need any undue attention. The best recourse was the knock the guy out before he could turn around, so Nick crept up behind him, hands held out at the ready. He was met, at the last second, by the man's surprised expression as he whirled around. The pair stared one another down (he looked weirdly familiar) but before the stranger could react further Nick pulled his gun to pistol whip the motherfucker.
The asshole responded by opening his lips wide and expelling tentacles from his throat. Oh. Of course it was just Fury's luck that he'd run into the same poor motherfucker who'd just been infected by the little zombie alien bitch. Nick jumped back out of the way of the reaching tentacles and, when he felt himself losing his balance, grabbed hold of the monster's shirt to drag him backwards into the ditch with him. He slammed the man's face down as hard as he could when they landed, crushing his mouth, tentacles and all, to the ground. The creature gave a gurgling hiss and, in a surprising display of strength, shoved Fury off of him.
As the man got to his feet Nick was just scrabbling to his own, too late to prevent himself from being tackled down. He wrestled against the tentaclezombie as it fought to penetrate Fury's mouth with its slimy alien appendages. Nick wasn't into this Japanese porn shit. He shot a bolt of electricity into the thing's chest with his bionic arm and raised the pistol in his other hand. It only took one shot, right between the eyes. Damn, it felt nice to shoot a motherfucker in the face, he hadn't had the opportunity in a long fucking time.
The ground below Nick began to buckle as he was pushing the man off of him and he heard the rumble of explosives underground. The deed was done, but they weren't out of danger yet. In only a few short minutes the jammer's power would subside and all of the city's surveillance would be up and running again and if Doom caught sight of Fury on camera, he'd probably be wishing he'd gotten himself possessed by a tentacle monster. With his path turned towards the mountains, Nick set out at a run and hoped to hell his Caterpillars survived to meet him at the rendezvous point.