((Lmao Paige just totally recalled an episode of Criminal Minds, just in case you were wondering.))
Her face soured into a grimace, not so much at Jean as what it was she was saying. "Oh Red..." she sat up on her knees, sinking deeper into the bed. "Ah ain't no expert on the matter, but that sure sounds ta me like you've got some...other personality thing goin' on. What do they call it...Dis..." Paige tipped her head back, glancing up at the ceiling. She wasn't much for Psychology, but every now and then she might come across it on the medical channel if she happened to be watching it.
"Oh! Split personality. Like...okay, like there was this man on this show Ah was watchin'. Err'body thought these guys were bein' murdered by a man and a woman, but what they discovered was that the person doin' all the killin' was a man with the split personality of a woman. Yeah. Now Ah don't remember if he knew he was sharin' his brain with someone else, but his woman alter ego was all kindsa crazy. Really, Ah think her name was Amanda or somethin'."
As if this was the answer to Jean's problem, Paige nodded, wearing a matter-of-fact expression with her tongue in her cheek before she realized that she just compared her issue to some bizarre murder mystery she saw on television. Her face dropped and, waving her hands frantically in front of her, blurted, "That doesn't mean that's what's goin' on with ya! Really, Ah'm just talkin' nonsense and--you know what? Yer too pretty ta have a boy alter ego. If, y'know, ya had one ta begin with."