"Whelp, you've met a new one today," she said, smiling and then frowning. "Ummm, you don't happen to turn into a green skinned sort of ... no, never mind. Of course you don't."
She chuckled nervously to herself and shrugged away the memory completely. "So, if you're visiting, I suppose you'll be wanting the guided tour? You're in luck. I don't really have a job around here, and acing these subjects hasn't been too hard, so I've got some free time."