"It's true, young ladies," Deadpool drawled, as obnoxious as possible. "You'll be the talk of the town, guaranteed to be popular. Why, who ever heard of an unattractive, unpopular female superhero? Can't happen. This time next week, you, too, can be saving the world. Drink up, now!" He held out cups of grape juice for each of them. "Vitamins, minerals, and mutation guaranteed, all in a pleasant grape flavor."