"None of this is reasonable," he stated and really, it wasn't. There was absolutely no way to reason out what was going on. It was brand new territory and he didn't like being in it. If this was a book... Huh, that actually did make a little sense but only if this was a book. And it wasn't. It was real life. "So... Okay. Yeah, I don't like the book explanation."
No need to go into how he figured that meant him and his brothers were being punished while Bianca and Louis were freed of their burden, probably celebrating their upcoming divorce by getting completely fucking drunk in separate rooms... "I don't have one. Just that we're fucked. Suits me fine." His Texas drawl came out a little bit there. Whoops.