Abbie looked back down at her work, trying really hard not to grin. And totally not succeeding in the slightest. "I thought maybe you'd been arrested." she said. "The rogue librarian! Sounds like a TV show in the 80s. Armed with the power of knowledge, he fights for what's right! He is... the professor! Dun dun dun..." Okay, sometimes Abbie did believe what her guidance counselor tried to tell her parents: she was a great argument for ritalin.