Matt mimicked an "Owww!", mockingly, and scratched his arm where she'd smacked it. "Okay, okay, stop roughing me up, woman!"
He also took another drink, smirking, and then nodded. "Yeah I bet. Things like that don't happen all the time." He wouldn't know, but he guessed not.
"Well there you go. You're a hot-ass. Certified." He joked, and then laughed. "And I am hotter than that dude." Matt said in mock-seriousness as if he were really making a point.