Ios had watched one of those fashion tv shows once. Not enough naked ladies, and the models were sticks anyway. He stuck by Weeds.
"Isn't it? They're finally providing joy and...joyness!" Iosed agreed, and looked around the main room again. Nodding at Nik's suggestion though he couldn't see it, Iosef followed him into the bedroom and watched him search the nightstand while he opened one of their suitcases. A thousand pieces of clothing burst out. "Jesus fuck, did they think we came to live here?!"
He looked up at the contents of the nightstand again. Unsurprising lack of condoms as of yet; though of course that meant nothing, technically.