Nikolai rolled his eyes. Apparently he was going to get ragged on by a wanna-be rock star. Nice. His day had just gotten shattered. It'd been so nice too (not really). He pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a headache coming on. A female one named Res. "No. It hasn't. Not like I haven't had the opportunity. I just don't give a damn. Yes, I'm 19 years old, male and a virgin. I'm a fucking miracle. Or a travesty. What-the fuck-ever."