Iosef was quietly sitting behind Slav the whole time, merely listening to the questions, answers, and freak-outs while trying very hard not to think they were all doomed. Maybe Phoenix was right and they were lost in the Triangle. Or maybe he just needed to calm the hell down.
He managed to get a few giggles out of the catfighting and drunkenness, but when that hot older woman - the ship was full of them! - actually stuck her tongue inside his brother's mouth, Iosef dropped the lighter he'd been playing with, as well as his jaw.
And then, when Nik rushed Slav out of the room as if he was going to faint, Iosef picked the precious lighter up, got off his chair, nearly climbing over people, and followed them out, chuckling.
"Oh my god!" He said with a distinct drawl. "What the fuck just happened?"