Wow. So it's Lauren here. You know... your Bellatrix. Yeah well, now I'm bringing you Mr. Sirius Orion Black.
You know the deal. He thinks he's hot stuff. He loves the ladies. He's pretty much a jackass with a good heart. But still a jackass. Don't cross him or he will make you the laughing stock of Hogwarts. Unless you're a nice piece of ass. If you're a Slytherin, you're fucked. If anyone asks, his brother is a big poofter, and James totally wants him secretly.