Fillory, Day 1 (late evening, well after coronation)
All right, so, I know this land pretty well and desperately want to get home which means I'm heading out to look for the White Lady. Who wants to come with me?
Fair warning, if you make pirate jokes about the eyepatch, I will not hesitate to stab you.
If you're going to be a whiny little bitch about the lack of amenities, don't come. This place is fucked up and I have no idea what we might encounter, but I do not have the time or patience to hold anyone's hand.