SIZEABLE PROBLEM - DAY 2
Okay, okay, so SCOTT LANG and I are testing some shit to try and set things back to their right sizes. If our calculations are correct, then everything should go back to normal in a few moments. I'll go back to being my normal height and not the size of my dick.
Hold onto your butts. This might sting a little. Maybe a lot. Who the fuck knows?
And awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we go.
[Note: In a few moments, everything in Derleth will go back to its normal height: people, buildings, furniture, etc. However, the squirrels from outside are now twice the size they were before (they were horse size, now they're more like elephant sized), and they are feisty little shits. About fifteen minutes of rampaging giant squirrels, Derleth will go back to how it was at the beginning of this plot. If you're in the vicinity of Rick and Scott, you will probably hear Rick screaming about NOT FUCKING WITH SQUIRRELS. NEVER FUCK WITH SQUIRRELS.]