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"Oh hosanna! Rufio's come to my rescue!" Wade cried out as he caught sight of Rogue's magnetic manipulation of the other woman's sword. He flinched as the sword flew passed his head and into Rogue's outstretched hands. Something down below stirred at the sight of Rogue spinning the swords like she knew what those overgrown toothpicks were for. "Well slather me in butter and eat me like a biscuit! Wait... did I use that southern phrase right? Alton Brown better not have lead me down the wrong path."
"ARRRGH!" Came the cry of the enemy still behind Wade. He turned just as she threw the punch and the spun to the inside of the attack. The fist danced just passed his jaw and his hand, still holding the blade, shot up. The point dragged across the woman's carotid artery, blood spurting forth. A moment of panic crossed the woman's face as she grasped at her neck. "Hey Mikey! I think she likes it! Nothing like trying to stop a monsoon with just your meat hooks huh?"
Deadpool spun his body again, bringing him directly in front of the resurrection machine. "Much cooler code name than Alfreda, bee tee dubs." The merc muttered and he slammed his foot straight into the girls chest. "Right between the twins! Triple word score!" The power of the blow threw the girl back and she tumbled for sometime. Her body teetered on the edge of the stairwell before gravity made the evil mutant its bitch. With a feeble cry the attacker tumbled end over end down the stairs. "In the immortal words of Kimberly Hart, 'Have a nice trip! See ya next fall!'" Deadpool gave the falling woman the finger.
"Welllll, this is awkward." The merc with a mouth began as he came around to face Rogue, "Here I am, in your debt for the assist and I represent Anna Paquin's firm and blemish free derrière. Can you say Conflict of Interest?" His head quirked to one side. "You can't? Sound it out with me now, 'Taaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeee MMmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee Nnoooooooowww, Waaaaaaaaddddeee'" Deadpool gave a bemused little chortle and shrugged. "Well, Shoooooot. I've never been one to turn down the request of a foxy lady with swords."