I'M SORRY.

Title: While Richard is Away...
Author/Horribly Bad Stick Artist: sdk
Pairing/Characters: Simone Steinkamp/Renate Scholz
Rating: PG? IDK. Non-explicit
Length/Word Count: The ficlet accompanying the really horribly bad stick figure art is around 300 words
Warnings/Content: Hints of D/s, really bad stick figure art, omg why are you even here?
Summary: While Richard is away, Frau Scholz gains additional responsibilities.
Notes: OMG THIS IS ALL ROSE'S FAULT I SWEAR. (I was going to wait and post this when I knew she was around, but maybe this will lure her back. Or scare her away forever. hahaha omg I'M SORRY.) She asked me specifically for bad stick figure art, but I can't remember if she requested this pairing or if it just came from my twisted brain. Probably the latter. The ficlet is unbeta'd and I just whipped it out because I thought the picture might need additional explanation. Also, I haven't watched AWZ for a really long time ok, so I have no idea if Richard and Simone are still together or if he's still lost out on his island or whatever, so just pretend this takes place at a time in canon when it would have made sense. And now my header is longer than the ficlet so I'll stop.
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( While Richard is Away... )

Just doing some housekeeping. *files nipple pr0n*

Title: Tell by Touch
Author: aldiara
Fandom/Characters/Pairings: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz/Roman/Marc
Word Count: 1500 [=my usual average when I aim for A MOTHERFUCKING DRABBLE, FFS]
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: PWP. YES, YES, IT'S NIPPLES AGAIN, BLAME ANNA. DG IS NOT ALLOWED TO READ :p
Summary: Roman doesn't mind playing games, but he does mind being teamed up on.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to RTL, who no longer believe in DRAMATIC IRONY :C
Author's Notes: For amo_amas_amat, who wistfully fancied spontaneous nipple pr0n occurring at the moment the boys reached 4.00 in the voting madness. Your fancy is my command, darling! Unbeta'd, so please forgive or point out mistakes.


Tell by Touch

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OT: THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL: I WILL BE AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY WHEN HOFEST POSTS TONIGHT. OMG, HOW WILL I LIIIIIIVE! *whinewhinewhine*

Yeah, anyway, this is sillyfic for Willi's birthday. Cheers! *guzzles drink*


Title: Flimsy Premise: An Audio Track
Author: aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles was zählt; Deniz/Roman
Word Count: 1200 words
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mostly dialogue only. AU-ish. Crack.
Summary: Transcript based on an audio-only track recorded by the security system at Steinkamp Sports & Wellness one night, after the cameras had regrettably been sabotaged under mysterious circumstances. Essen's police force is still investigating.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to me. Yes, yes they do. I insist.
A/N: Knocked together in great haste for my darling husband praderwilli's birthday. Unbeta'd, so feel free to point out errors or, you know, STFU about them, either works. I LOVE YOU, WILLI!

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