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dirty gyppo ([info]graspthethorn) wrote in [info]no7_awz on March 28th, 2011 at 04:14 am
OH BOY OH BOY



OK SO HI GUYS IT'S TOTALLY THE EQUINOX RIGHT NOW (SHHH) SO IT'S OBVIOUSLY TIME FOR THE SEXY AWARDS, RIIIGHT?
AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHH

~SEXY AWARDS 2011~


Forget the Oscars, ignore the Brits, and throw away your Nobel Prizes, these are the awards you've spent all year desperately waiting for. The crème de la crème, the top of the pops, the a-list of our play-list. So get your books out and start making notes.





THE RULES:

Same basic idea as usual - nominate whatever you want as long as it hasn't already won that particular category before (winners 2009 & winners 2010).

You can self-nominate all you want, although I reserve the right to lol heartily at you behind your back.
You can suggest a category if I've forgotten one / missed something / been stupid. THIS IS ALL VERY LIKELY.
You can nominate a million things for "best romance" and nothing for any other category if that's what you want.
You can send your nominations in one at a time or spread out or all in one go.
You can nominate fics of any language in any category. These awards aren't just Anglophonic.
You cannot be a dick and suggest a category like "worst fic ever go and die in a hole" and then nominate one fic over and over again for it. I'LL TELL EVERYONE AND EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU. JSYK.

PLEASE NOTE: anyone nominating renate!fic for anything automatically loses every category they are nominated in themselves, ok? LOL TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP? THAT'S HOW I ROLL


HOW TO NOMINATE:

Either drop your nominations in a comment here (anonymously or not) and it'll be screened so only me and the mods can see it. If you don't want those dastardly mods seeing who you're nominating, then email me with your nominations (preferably in alphabetical order but w/e I'M FLEXIBLE, I CAN DEAL) at AR.FLAEN.FY.NHAFOD@LIVE.CO.UK

MODS OF THIS COMM, PLS NOTE THAT YOUR COMMENTS ARE NOT SCREENED AUTOMATICALLY. SO YOU MIGHT WANNA EMAIL ME YOUR NOMS INSTEAD. CUZ EVERY ONE WILL SEE WHAT YOU'RE NOMINATING. AND THEN THEY'LL CRY IF YOU HAVEN'T NOMMED THEM. AND THEY'LL HOLD THAT GRUDGE FOREVER.
JUST SAYING.

Anyway, the format your nominations should follow is this:

CATEGORY: best humour fic
TITLE: five times axel got drunk and said something embarrassingly lewd to a steinkamp
AUTHOR/ARTISTE: supercleveraxelfan
URL: http://supercleveraxelfan.fic-archive.com/12345

But obviously I've just made that shit up. So don't copy it. I'LL HUNT U DOWN IF YOU DO.


THE CATEGORIES:

FIC
BEST FIC OVERALL~
BEST LONG FIC
BEST SHORT FIC
BEST FICLET / COMMENT FIC
BEST FIC TITLE

BEST NON-ENGLISH FIC

BEST DENIZ/ROMAN FIC
BEST ROMAN/MARC FIC
BEST OTHER SLASH FIC (boy/boy)
BEST FEMSLASH FIC (girl/girl)
BEST HET FIC (girl/boy)
BEST THREESOME FIC

BEST GEN FIC (fic where romance is not the main plot)
BEST CRACK FIC (fic that's ridiculous and makes you go wait WHAAAAAT)
BEST ANGST FIC
BEST ROMANCE FIC
BEST PWP FIC ("porn without plot" or "plot? what plot?" aka a fic that's just sexytimes)
BEST HUMOUR FIC
BEST WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT OMG WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ FIC

BEST ROMAN CHARACTERISATION
BEST DENIZ CHARACTERISATION
BEST OTHER CHARACTERISATION

VIDS
BEST OVERALL VID
BEST CANON VID
BEST AU VID

BEST DENIZ/ROMAN VID
BEST ROMAN/MARC VID
BEST OTHER PAIRING VID
BEST THREESOME VID
BEST GEN VID

BEST ANGST VID
BEST CRACK/HUMOUR VID
BEST ROMANCE VID

ART/GRAPHICS
BEST ICON OVERALL
BEST ANGSTY ICON
BEST FUNNY ICON
BEST SLASH ICON
BEST FEMSLASH ICON
BEST HET ICON
BEST WTF ICON
BEST BANNER/MANIP/WALLPAPER
BEST FANART

All nominations have to be in by next Sunday ok. Because the Monday after is my birthday and I don't wanna have to spend my birthday counting nominations lololololol. IS A WEEK ENOUGH TIME THO? I can always extend if people want more time to hunt down good stuff to nominate. AS LONG AS I GET MY BIRTHDAY OFF TO GO GET DRUNK AND HAVE SEX WITH STRANGERS IN NIGHT-CLUB TOILETS I DON'T CARE.

SCRATCH THAT. HAVE YOUR NOMS IN BY THE 10TH OF APRIL. THAT'S SUNDAY WEEK, OK?


ANY QUESTIONS??????????? NO? GOOD.
(lol ok if u do have questions just ask ok i don't bite. AND IF IT'S NOT EURO-TIME & I'M NOT AROUND, THEN ASK SHELLY.
STOP COMPLAINING, SHELLY, YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF QUITE FRANKLY.)

Anyway, LOVE YOU FANDOM <3333333333
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