AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, OH GOD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT IS PERFECT SO PERFECT. OF COURSE ROMAN WRITES FIC. AND BEN WOULD TOTALLY BE ALL, "NEH, DON'T READ THAT SHIT", UNTIL TOM SOMEONE SHOWED HIM THE PORN. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
AND CESTRO!! BEST PORTMANTEAU. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HANNAH'S SO GOOD WITH THE PORTMANTEAUX (see what I did there? with the plural? I'm so French).
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AND YES. BOTH SMART AND PRETTY. *PAWS*