My favourite lines:
Noises of protest hardly had a chance of escaping at all, so they might as well not be happening in the first place. Right?
"Pink bunnies don't exist." Roman argued convincingly, so that was that.
Suddenly the smell of coffee wafted past them and made them zigzag off their straight track. Coffee couldn't be a bad sign, surely.
Bwahahahahahah. The whole thing made me giggle like a crazy person, but those cracked me up exceptionally. Mystery Author, YOU ROCKED THIS CRACKSAUCE! *adores*
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