WHAT IS THIS!??? OMG!!! OMG!!! BEST THING TO WAKE UP TO ON A CHRISTMAS MORNING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FLAILS LIKE A FLAILY PERSON* OMG!!! DR HASE!!! ANVILS!!! TRUE LOVE!!! HEARTBEATS!!!!! PINK BUNNIES! SPIKE!!! COFFEE!!! I MEAN LATTE!!!! OMG!!! *JUMPS INTO THE TUB* FAIRIES!!! SPARKLY VAMPIRE!!!! HAHAHAH OMG!! OMG!!!! KITTEN POKER! GOOD PLOT!! GRAFFITI!!!

I LOVE YOU MYSTERY AUTHOR, SO, SO MUCH!!!

I will be back to flail more later because I really, really shouldn't be here right now... *ignores kids* I'm going to show up late for lunch with kids half dressed but srsly!? DO I CARE!???? Nope... *rereads*