Well, I came back to leave a more worthy comment, Mystery Author, and ended up making the same porpoise squeals that I did the first time. I can't get past the half-dressed scuffle at the start. And Deniz's - dare I say it - puppy-like delight at being treated to a Mars concert (with Roman accompanying) is SO DAMN CUTE. And there the porpoise squeals start up again!

And you have my undying love for the QAF reference. UNDYING. LOVE.

You saved Jenny! Roman saves his job! And your description of the band is beyond brilliant!! I'm particularly fond of the guitar crying out like an abused sex doll, the song lyrics (LOLOLOL), and the description of their music as pop rock diarrhoea nightmare. OMG I cringe just thinking of it. I also love Deniz trying explain the appeal of bad music while Roman is trying to be hip just cracks me up. Oh Roman, you'll be calling Deniz a Backfisch next, won't you?

But I think my favourite part of this fic is that they don't recognise Mike until he TAKES OFF HIS SHADES. Followed closely by "Orange construction trailer go boom!" and meeting Mars in a strip club while following a lead on Diana... er I mean laying a trail for Greta. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ILU!