One moment he'd been innocently rummaging through Roman's gym bag, looking for his favourite cock ring – the leather one, made supple from frequent use and fitting just right – the next he straightened up with two tickets in his hand and an intrigued expression on his face.

Hahahahaha, there are so many things wrong with this sentence that it just becomes RIGHT. *loves*

And the image of Deniz totally naked save for his socks amused me to a ridic degree.

Oh my god, seriously. This whole thing had me in fits. The club - your description is just ace; Florian and his wanking; exchanges in a relationship; your description of the band. I loved the bit about the relationship compromises, because it's so hilarious, but so sweet and so hot at the same time.

"There's stuff that's so bad that it's good, and then there's stuff that's so bad that it goes beyond good and comes all the way back around into fucking awful,"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS. Just this. Perfect. I'm a complete fan of things that are so bad they're good, and also of things that are just fucking awful. The amount of times I've tried to explain that to people who Just Don't Get It - I should just show them this.

And Roman chewing Deniz's button had me giggling madly. Just because it's so childish, but usually, if you're going to be chewing buttons, you chew YOUR OWN buttons. It's kind of sweet, in a cracky way.

The drumsticks whirled between the guy's fingers in a crazy pattern vaguely evocative of a spider weaving an invisible web while on acid

THIS IS ALL I COULD THINK OF. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AND THEN MIKE. OH MY GOD. I ALMOST DIED. IT WAS SO PERFECT. HILARIOUS AND RIDICULOUS BUT ODDLY BELIEVABLE. AND JENNY! <33333333333 OF COURSE SHE'S NOT DEAD! AND MIKE'S A ROCKSTAR! AND ROMAN'S A CRAPPY TRAINER! AND THIS STORY IS LOVE.

"I've changed my mind. Fuck off and die, Hartwig."

This line almost made me cry. Happily. Honestly, I'm a little choked up. HOW? HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!