From an undisclosed location....

Agent C reporting to Agent P for transmission to Igloo supervisor -

---Progress Report---
Thus far the subjects are denying what we know to be the truth despite the copious evidence to the contrary. This may be based on concerns Subject Berger has that no-one has heard of a gay choreographer and his career could be ruined. Both subjects site previous relationships as evidence to the contrary. We have presented appropriate fanfic to correct this misgiving.
We believe that the subjects are restraining all physical intimacy to the 30minutes of essential maintence that takes the cameras off-line.
All reports that I and fellow agents have been psychologly compromised by the isolation and conditions of the base are unfounded.
There are rumours that some members of the team are considering Subject Sommer's apparent rebound relationship with Subject Ozturk Senior as evidence in support of our case. Can agent F be tasked with supplying said evidence? Propsal for submission to the committee to follow.
Please send chocolate.
---END OF REPORT---