nineteen seventy-seven.

No, Myrtle, I do not miss your wailing. I don't even know why they called you moaning since your moans are such a disgrace to moaning in general. Can someone teach her the proper way to moan, please?

In other news, Hogwarts hasn't changed. Or has it? I've yet to find a reason it has.

Bloody hell, I do not miss waking up early for classes. At all.

Oh, look. Finally found my journal. Which means, despite everyone moving on from the bullshit 'welcome back' entries, I'm going to catch up.

So, tell me how average or not so average your summers were.

Helping lost first years to their classes never gets old. Never.

Is it June yet?