πΆππ πΎππΎππ π·πΆπ·πΆ ππΆππΆ (mallegory) wrote in newyorknewyork, @ 2017-06-28 14:37:00
friends, i've run out of things to talk about. i could discuss (see: argue with myself) the nba draft's one-and-done rule because i pay real close attention to my homies and several blue devils were drafted, but that'll turn rant real quick because how the fuck are we supposed to win back-to-back championships again? i just typed "championchips" three times before i got it right. anyway, i understand these cats want to get to the nba without injury but i kinda miss giving a shit about the players. i've been doing what jerry seinfeld described as "rooting for clothes". witnessing freshmen develop their game into flashes of geometric brilliance and i dunno, just watching them grow from gawky teenagers to confident players is one of the perks of being a college sports fan. but ya know, if you can enlist to die for your country at 18, why shouldn't you be able to play in the nba? it's whatever.
last night my dumb ass decided to stay up passed my bedtime for a rewatch of selena because "bidi bidi bom bom" was in my head, and it hasn't left yet. i'm functioning (kinda) on 4 hours of sleep, and i keep ricocheting between grumpy and slap-happy. earlier i bitchfaced my tmnt yoplait kickin' cotton candy yogurt because it's "naturally flavored" yet i am unaware of any cotton candy gin refineries and then laughed at a shrub, it was fantastic.
but do you wanna know what's even more fantastic? d.c. now offers non-binary driver's licenses. with all the bullshit going on in our country, this is a definite win.