A New Life: Action

To: lainec
From: embernstein

I saw your boyfriend in National Enquirer the other day. Apparently he claims he's the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard?

I still have no idea why you would ever want to have sex with that guy, no matter how many purses he buys you.

-Em

"I think I might have to become more of a baseball fan now," Penny said as she walked into the sports bar with Logan. "I mean, loyalty to you and all, babe, but also, that game was awesome. And baseball doesn't have stressful bracket crap going with it, which is totally a bonus."