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Tweak says, "Aren't you the good man"

Tate (tatedixon) wrote in newhaven_mesg,
@ 2016-02-05 20:20:00

Entry tags:

!february2016, tate dixon

I say this as a 100% gay woman...

I would so tap Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages.

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	Cassie \| Asher ashermc 2016-02-07 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I happen to like dicks in my ass.... Oh you said stick. Stick. Got it. Right then. SO next time I see you I should pat you on the ass and grab a tit or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher faeblood 2016-02-07 04:12 am UTC (link)
	... We need to find someone to give you lessons in being straight. Stat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher ashermc 2016-02-07 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Or we could just plan my funeral. I can come out swinging. Have glorious sex for like... a day. And be murdered by my family. Whichever is easier... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher faeblood 2016-02-07 04:15 am UTC (link)
	For the record, I could take your brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher ashermc 2016-02-07 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Please do. And my mother. And my father... Hell take out the whole McCain line for all I care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher faeblood 2016-02-07 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Just relax. We'll work this out. We need to get you a girlfriend. Right after the lessons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher ashermc 2016-02-07 04:31 am UTC (link)
	... What do you mean a girlfriend? Like... You want me to actually.. with... a girl?! WHY???? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher faeblood 2016-02-07 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Not that kind of girlfriend. You'd probably offend her, talking about 'bloody traps'. But the kind of girlfriend who'd be all over you in public wouldn't hurt, if you could make yourself relax and pretend to enjoy the attention. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher ashermc 2016-02-07 04:37 am UTC (link)
	So a fake girlfriend that would stroke my ego in public and let me stroke Remi's in private? I could deal with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher faeblood 2016-02-07 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, something like that. I'd offer, but too many people know better. They'd never buy it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie \| Asher ashermc 2016-02-07 04:47 am UTC (link)
	What the hell is Ms. Dixon threatening my life for?! Jesus Cas, I was only joking with you. That woman could very will kill me! Fuck me sideways! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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