I can't believe I'm laughing at that. Though, that is some expert-level mockery right there, and I do respect your calling me out on it.
I could easily reply with something trite like 'and now that I have your attention my night has been made', but knowing my luck you might take that as flirting or something equally ridiculous. I'm glad you haven't had them, as they can be quite difficult to move on from, and if my admitting that I feel that way every so often can help someone else then I'll feel as though I accomplished something.