So, are classes officially cancelled? And if they are, what reason can you even put down for that? Act of God? I mean, I probably couldn't put that down. Since it'd be a fucking lie.

I had a liar liar moment an hour ago. The pen is definitely blue.

» Hey buddy
» I'm gonna have to stand you up for our plans this weekend, sorry.

I have way too much Easter candy considering how much I've already eaten. This means I'm not to be blamed for any sugar-related incidents that happen in the next 24 hours.