Hello everyone. I've missed you all terribly, but I have some news. I've been appointed Special Ambassador to the United Nations, working on an interminably dull project for the foreseeable future. I've rented a home in New Avalon for the duration, so I should have plenty of time to catch up with all of you.

[Evangeline]
Would your students like a tour of the UN? Everyone's still fawning over me while I'm new and minty fresh here and I figured the least I could do was take generous advantage of the fact.