darkknight_ (darkknight_) wrote in newalliance, @ 2016-02-29 21:40:00 |
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Entry tags: | batman |
Who: Bruce (open to Clark)
When: Feb. 29, 2016 Clark Kent's Birthday
Where: The apartment of Mr. and Mrs. Clark Kent
What: Bruce delivers Clark's birthday present
It took a lot of effort to slip under Superman's radar, but Batman was no ordinary man. He took his time, focusing on his task and paying no attention at all to his surroundings. It was the least he could do, considering the invasion. It wasn't personal; what it was, was payback. Payback, and a little of Bruce's unique sense of humor, which he was fully aware few others found funny. The occupants likely wouldn't either, but it hardly mattered.
When Clark, and Lois, awoke, it would be to a room filled with thirty-eight dark chocolate cupcakes, and one lemon cupcake. On the foot of their bed, they would find two boxes, both address to Lois, but only one bearing the additional inscription, "Happy Birthday, Clark". That box contained a short blue robe, falling only to his thighs, with Clark's initial monogrammed on the breast. The second box contained a floor-length red robe with Lois' initials monogrammed on the breast.
On the back of the door in a garment bag hung a Dolce and Gabbana suit, perfectly fitted to Clark's measurements. The card attached said, "Don't make me steal your other suits."