bat_mod (bat_mod) wrote in newalliance, @ 2012-09-12 20:48:00 |
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Entry tags: | [event] age swap, gwen stacy, hulk, iron man, spider-man |
Who: Team Science [Bruce Banner, Peter Parker, Gwen Stacy, Doug Ramsey, Tony Stark]
What: Build Your Own Mech Challenge
Where: The Mojoverse
When: Wednesday, Sept 12
Rating:PG/PG-13
In the middle of Mojo's Bargain Scrap junk yard, the heroes were found, standing in a loose back-to-back circle. Mojo's Bargain Scrap junk yard was known mostly for it's impeccable quality of cardboard, duct tape and three inch nails. It did not contain cars, engines, space ships or anything else immediately useful-- or even metallic. Nope, most of Mojo's Bargain Scrap was almost entirely made up of wood, paper, cloth and their signature three inch nails. That didn't mean that with a couple hours of good digging a radiator couldn't be discovered beneath a pile of metaphorical crap... but none such luck would befall those who didn't spend more time searching than building.
"Gentlemen-- and lady." Mojo acquiesced to Gwen, "Welcome to Mojo's Bargain Scrap- the perfect purveyor of putrid but practical pre-owned products. If I may direct your attention in an easterly fashion..." Mojo said, the camera zooming in the indicated direction. Nothing was visible. "Zoom in idiot. Closer.. closer... closer... Ah! There!"
In the zoomed lens of the camera could be seen an army of clockwork humanoid forms, lumbering closer and closer towards the scrap yard. Above them all rose a giant mech with a short, squarish mustache directly under its nose and a red badge with a black swastika on a white field on its right arm.
"There! Behooooooold, MECHA-HILTER AND HIS ARMY OF CLOCKWORK NAZIS. You cannot defeat them with your fists alone, good gentlemen-- and lady. No, instead you much build your own armor using the scrap found around to you to best Mecha-Hilter and the Clockwork Nazis in bloody combat! At least try to make it entertaining, would you?"