To: Luke Cage From: Danny Rand Date: March 22nd, 7:03pm
Hey bud, you know things are bad when WE are emailing each other. At this point we should have apartments next to each other in the same building. It would just make things easier. But it might add fuel to all those fangirls who secretly hope Iron Fist and Power Man are in love (don't look into it, you'll regret it, lol). Annnnd I called you Power Man, which means you'll probably punch me next time we meet. Up.
I know I've been scarce lately, its been work, if you can believe it. I usually try to spend as little time in the boardroom as possible (because I have no idea whats going on half the time) but things are getting dicey and they need all hands on deck. Keep that on the DL though, our stock doesn't need to take any more hits. I've spent any free time I've had researching all the stuff I swore I'd never care about, just to keep us afloat.... seriously man, I feel really, really out of my depth here. Sifu Lei Kung would tell me to be honest with myself, but when I do that I start to think this isn't a fight I can win...
Whatever, enough moping around. I can feel your virtual bitch-slap already. I'm sending this because I've got a trip to Gotham coming up for work, and I thought it might be a good opportunity to check out this operation you sold us out t-- I mean partnered with. ;). They better at least be a team of super-hot girls with a thing for leather, or I'm gonna have to get another business partner (I hear Spider-Man's free- but that's because he never shuts up).
You should come down too bud, we could show these Birdies what Heroes for Hire really can do. Dooo iitt!! I'll take us all out for dim sum after, I promise!
How are things on your end bud? I hear things are slow at the Gem and you'd had to resort to stripping for nickels again... -Danny