cruisedirector (cruisedirector) wrote in neville100, @ 2012-05-19 21:48:00 |
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Entry tags: | prompt 226: jubilee |
Trevor's Knickers
Title: Trevor's Knickers
Author: cruisedirector
Characters: Neville Longbottom, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Trevor
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: Naughtiness involving a member of the Royal Family (please keep Mycroft away from me)
Challenge: Written for neville100's prompt #226: Jubilee
Disclaimer: None of the above are mine.
A/N: Inspired by this Diamond Jubilee article about the Queen's underwear. alisanne made me do it though it's all dementordelta's fault. Title suggested by lilyseyes. Betaed by committee.
"I don't care what you think," Neville declared. "The auction says they're the Queen's knickers..."
"They're probably not really hers, Neville," Harry sighed. "They just happen to have a crown and her initial embroidered on them."
Behind them, Snape coughed. "If Neville wants to waste his Galleons..."
"Not Galleons. I'll need Muggle money." Neville shot a hopeful look at Hermione. "You know how to bid for me, don't you?"
"I suppose I could," Hermione nodded. "Computers aren't terribly difficult to use. But, Neville, why in Merlin's name do you want the Queen's knickers?"
Neville blushed. "They're for Trevor," he confessed.