Eupheme! Momus will scowl at her cupcakes, but he will secretly enjoy them.
Haa, Al! :D Cloacina would totally hang out with him.
Oh, you know what? Ares could be really interesting (and also, y'know, being the daughter of War would totally mess with her brain). And it kind of works, because he was the god not only of disorder and the sacking of cities, but also civil order and the defence of cities, which fits with the cop thing. And I'd actually been thinking of calling her Alexa - put that together with Ares and you get Alexiares, which actually means "protector against war".