Neo to Achilles
(707): Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices. ___________________________
(760): For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad". ___________________________
(617): I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".