Andromache Been There Done That: Neoptolemus Currently Doing That: No one (awww) It Happened in A Dream Once: Menelaus If I had to pick a (Dude/Chick/Generally-Not-Preference): Cassandra Eagle Two: Cassandra and Polyxena
& Bonus - I'd Be Lying if I Said I Hadn't Thought About It: Menelaus (she's going to hell)