"I'm pretty sure both genders do that," Jamie replied. "As far as weapons go, it's pretty effective."
"Brb, telling Kat about 'Bonerboy'," Jamie cackled, pulling out his phone and pretending to text. "I'm just kidding, by the way. I'm pretty sure you'll always be 'Captain Giraffe' to her, regardless."
"I live in hope," Jamie said to her, hugging her back.