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Robin of Locksley ([info]of_sherwood) wrote in [info]nevermore_logs,
@ 2024-05-12 23:03:00

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Entry tags:friar tuck, little john, robin hood, will scarlet

WHO: Robin Hood, Little John, Will Scarlet, Friar Tuck
WHEN: The day after Will discovers she's a she
WHERE: Sly Fox
WHAT: Meeting the niece and chatting about the Sheriff Problem
WARNINGS: TBA?



Tuck had messaged Robin to let him know that he and Will were headed over. Little John was already over, so Robin told them to head on over as well, and then he looked up at Johnny and grinned. "Tuck and Will are headed this way," he explained. They were seated in the bar at the Fox, sipping at some really nice honey mead John had brought from Elaine. "His brew is heavenly by the way, you have to tell your lady," he said, taking another drink. "Wonder what the friar and nephew want."



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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-12 11:25 am UTC (link)
Will's shopping trip with Addy had been quite fruitful. She still wasn't used to having to carry a handbag, but if she pretended it was like a quiver, that made it easier. Pockets in women's jeans really were quite inadequate.

They had bought everything from the feet up. Shoes, socks, pants, underwear, tops and jackets, everything a brand new capsule wardrobe would contain. They'd gone to a thrift shop for some things, and a department store for others, as Will was wanting to not spend her entire savings account on this, and there were also always the church donations available too. Not that she wanted to take from the needy. So now she was heading to the Sly Fox with Tuck, in jeans that Tuck had informed her very much flattered her figure, and a cut off old teeshirt under her favourite red jacket, hair in a ponytail and minimal makeup. She hadn't wanted to come across as overly feminine. She just wanted to present as herself.

She glanced at Tuck as they headed into the Fox through the back door as usual, feeling a twist of nerves in her gut. As much as she knew they would accept her, she still couldn't help the notion that they wouldn't.

"After you, hon," she said to Tuck, holding the door for him to go on in, and shutting it again carefully behind them. The Fox was looking much better these days than it had originally. A lot of spit and polish had gone into cleaning it up, and Elaine's floral flourishes decorated edges and panels here and there. A wooden sign illustrated with a very sly-looking fox decorated the wall above the bar instead of standing on the street outside, where in another life, it ought to have.

"Oi oi," Little John said cheerfully in greeting as Tuck entered, and then his brow creased in gentle befuddlement when Scarlet followed him in, getting to his feet. "Oh, hey now Tuck- You know we don't allow unapproved guests. No offense, miss."

"None taken," Will replied, glancing around. "Tuck approves of me most days, that's what matters." She stood hands on hips, chin up, determined to be confident and not shrinking before them.

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-12 11:30 am UTC (link)
Tuck snorted then, "yes, only most days," he joked.

Robin glanced at the woman, and he gave her a roguish smile. "Sorry, ma'am, my friend here is right-" he stopped when he realised she was wearing Will's jacket. "That's nephew's jacket," he pointed out.

"Niece, rather," Tuck said, and he moved to kiss Will on the cheek. "Surprise. Do jazz hands, sweetheart."

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-12 11:43 am UTC (link)
Little John just looked at them with a frown, and Will shrugged. "Ta-dah," she said, spreading her hands as suggested. "Something funny happened yesterday..." Johnny laughed suddenly, and it was Will's turn to frown back at him for a moment before she laughed too, less enthusiastically. "Ha ha. Yeah. Well, I'm still Scarlet, whatever the size of my tits." Here she finally glanced at Robin, a flicker of insecurity showing through. If he didn't agree...

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-12 11:48 am UTC (link)
Robin caught on then, because he remembered what Clio had said, and he widened his eyes. "Are you alright?" he asked, standing then so he could move to hug her. "Course you're still Will, ain't no one got the power to change that. This happened yesterday?"

Tuck nodded, "I left the house to take Evie back to her Mum's, and when I came home, she was at the table. Isn't she something?" Tuck beamed at Will.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-12 12:07 pm UTC (link)
"I was something before too," Will said, her nerves making her a little snarkier than usual. John came forward too to clasp her shoulder.

"I only laughed cos I were surprised," he said. "You fellers want drinks? That is- You two want drinks?" He went behind the bar to fuss about with glasses, and Will smirked, pleased to have created a strong first impression.

"Yeah the usual for me," she said, looking back at Robin. "I dunno how it happened, I just came over all dizzy while I was reading up on this new show Nottingham. You've seen the buzz right? Aside from what Clio said?"

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-12 12:11 pm UTC (link)
"Of course you were," Tuck said, reaching up to rub her back. "I'll have a drink, thanks, mate!" he said to Johnny.

"Aye," Robin nodded, "I been paying attention. Clio keeps sending me links to stories as well, which I very much do not read. I don't need those images in my head," he groaned.

Tuck went to sit at the bar, and he sighed, "we're everywhere right now." He was just glad that the Tuck on the show, was pretty much like him.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-12 12:29 pm UTC (link)
"We sure are." Will pulled herself up next to Tuck, and took the beer that John offered her. "How're you feeling, Rob? Much the same?"

John leaned on his elbows behind the bar. "I haven't been keepin up but the kids tell me what goes on. It's weird for them right now, and can't say I blame 'em." He kept glancing at Will, trying to get used to the new face and body.

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-12 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Robin was finding it strange as well, but he was trying not to show it. He didn't want Will to feel self-conscious, but god it was weird. "Uh- No, much the same. I just- Sheriff's been messaging me near constantly. Driving me up the fuckin wall."

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-12 12:49 pm UTC (link)
"Shit, how'd he get your number?" Will looked at Robin with a frown. "That creep showed up at ours the night before last, wanting us to go play minigolf. He thinks we're mates now. It's unbelievably fucking weird." She took a drink, then glanced at Tuck for a second. "You know, you haven't been reading the stories, but... you know you guys are the love interests so, if you start feeling a little tingle in your pants at the thought of him..."

John made a gagging noise.

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-12 12:56 pm UTC (link)
Robin gave Will an absolutely withering look. "I am not going to feel a tingle anywhere for the fucking sheriff. He wanted to play minigolf?"

"It took ages for him to leave too," Tuck groaned. "What has he been messaging you?"

"It weren't on my phone, it was the journals. Here." He opened one of his old posts which now had literally hundreds of comments on it from the sheriff. "Scroll through those if you have eight hours."

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-12 01:07 pm UTC (link)
"He wants us to be besties," Will said, scrolling through quickly enough to get the gist without properly reading anything. "We're allies, don't you know. He's coming off a bit stalkery though. Wish he'd quit it." She paused on a message where the Sheriff said something along the lines of not being like the phoney prince, and the tiniest germ of an idea began to grow in the back of her mind.

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-13 11:12 am UTC (link)
"Well that's feckin stupid. Reckon he got a screw loose. You think he'd know about this?" he asked Will. "How's it feel?" He was pretty curious, he had to admit.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-13 11:42 am UTC (link)
"Yeah it's barmy, but- I dunno. Haven't seen him since then." Will scratched her neck, screwing up her face as she contemplated. "Uh, it feels different? I keep feeling like my arms are too short, and jumping is more complicated, and I can't stand up to pee anymore. Went shopping with Addy yesterday, that was an experience." Having the shop assistant measuring her tits to get the right sized bra had been unexpected, but worth it in the end. The sports bra she was wearing held her in nice and secure, and she had a so-called teeshirt bra, as well as something red and lacy she was saving for later. She'd no idea there were so many bra options.

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-13 11:55 am UTC (link)
"Oh god, what happened?" Robin said, looking worried.

Tuck snorted and he reached out to pat their leader's shoulder. "They bought clothes, Rob. What do you think happened?!"

"I dunno, some kind of- Look I am still dealing with the fact that my nephew has-" Robin sort of indicated Will's tits.

"Not very woke of you," Tuck said, raising an amused eyebrow.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-13 12:09 pm UTC (link)
"Are you jealous, is that what this is?" Will smirked and cupped her boobs. "You want a pair too? They're a lot of fun." With a laugh, she returned to her beer. Little John shook his head, also finding this extremely bizarre. "I'm still getting used to it. It's all very new. But I have you lot still, and our new best friend Nottingham. You know, in the show, the Sheriff becomes a turn-coat for our side. How would you feel about using that to our advantage, somehow?"

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-13 12:11 pm UTC (link)
Robin very much did not want a pair, but he wasn't going to say that. It seemed rude. "I'm glad they're...fun," he said, very much not looking at Tuck so he didn't have to see the sly look on the man's face.

He cleared his throat and took a swig of his mead before answering. "Not sure I'd trust him as far as I could throw him. Why, what were you thinking?"

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-13 12:26 pm UTC (link)
Will shrugged. "Use him to steal a big pile of money from under Prince Idiot's nose? Of course we wouldn't trust him, but if his one true love Robin Hood asked him to help..." She gestured to suggest that that would work.

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-13 12:29 pm UTC (link)
Robin knew it was a good idea, but his face twisted anyway, "but then I'd have to talk to himmmmm," he whined in a way that was very unbefitting a hero.

"Better you than me, mate," Tuck groaned. "You should have seen his face, it was so earnest. He looked like a kicked puppy when we sent him away."

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-13 12:37 pm UTC (link)
"We could... be pals," Will said with a grimace. "Milk him for info, use him for the heist, and then make him go away again. Easy. Oooh what would I give to crush that fucking Fabergé egg." She laughed kind of meanly at the thought of destruction.

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-13 12:40 pm UTC (link)
That actually did make Robin laugh, because he wanted to smash that damn thing too. Then he groaned and rubbed his eyes with the heels of his hands. "Right, I'm not committing to anything until I speak with Marian," he said. He had a feeling she was going to feel a type of way about working with the man who had broken her down in so many ways. "But it's...not a bad idea. It ain't a bad idea at all. Where would we even talk to him?"

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-13 12:47 pm UTC (link)
"Meet somewhere neutral like a pub or something. There has to be some sort of rich arsehole fundraiser thing happening where we can get in and nick something. There always is. And Lackland likes to flaunt himself. We just have to know where and when. Marian doesn't have to see him. We'll do the leg work." Will nodded, meaning whatever of them wanted to get involved. She was envisioning an entire Ocean's Eleven heist going down. It would be epic.

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-13 12:50 pm UTC (link)
Tuck glanced at Will and he put his hand on her arm. "When you say 'we'," he said quietly, "do you mean you? How much time do you plan on spending with him?" He might not have been afraid of the sheriff any longer, but the man had starved them nearly to death. He was not in a hurry to put in face time with the man. "Is that...going to be okay?"

Robin nodded, "it's worth thinking about, blood."

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-13 01:02 pm UTC (link)
Will looked between the two of them. "It's a heist, guys. Don't you want to get those leeches?" Honestly, she felt revitalised today, keen and ready for a proper job. And yeah she hated that fucking weirdo Sheriff but if it meant fleecing the rich then... "I'm not planning on going to fucking minigolf if that's what you're asking, but the man's in a vulnerable state and I say we exploit it."

Little John tutted softly, because exploiting the vulnerable was really not their code, but it was the Sheriff. Will shrugged. "He wants to be on our side. What do you suggest??"

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[info]of_sherwood
2024-05-13 01:07 pm UTC (link)
"Of course I want to get them," Tuck said with a nod, "I just- I can't forget what he did. It was only three years ago. I'm going to have to think about what being anywhere near him is going to...bring up." Tuck didn't want to get mired in the past again. He had put so much work into moving forward.

Robin raised his hands, "I reckon it's a solid idea," he nodded. "But I ain't gonna make any of you do this. Purely opt in. Right?"

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-14 01:57 am UTC (link)
Will glanced between them, then shrugged. "Nobody is forgetting any of the bullshit he's put us through over the years. It's for that reason that I want to do this. You know heists work best when we're a team. I ain't doing it on my own." She looked to Little John, who was nodding but watching Robin for his cue, so she turned to Tuck instead, taking his hand. "Tuck, if you think this is a bad idea, I'm not gonna do it. That's it. I freely admit I only want this for my own satisfaction, so if you're out, I'm out."

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[info]friartuck
2024-05-20 01:50 am UTC (link)
Tuck took Will's hands and he actually gave it thought then. Because she wasn't talking about blindly rushing into something, she was talking about coming up with a plan and executing it all together. And she wasn't speaking from a place of trauma either. It was for satisfaction. If Will was at a place where she could seek out something like this for satisfaction - well just maybe it would take precedence over those traumatic memories from four years ago.

He clung tighter to her hand and finally smiled. "I'm not out. Let's rob them blind, baby," he grinned at her, and then he sort of pulled her towards him and Rob groaned.

"Don't y'all ever get tired of that?" he sighed.

"Uh, absolutely never," Tuck answered as if it should be obvious.

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[info]rouge_rogue
2024-05-20 03:46 am UTC (link)
Will grinned, happy to be tugged into Tuck's arms. Tuck was never so sexy as when he was threatening to break the law. She laced her fingers through Tuck's with a little bite of her lip that promised things for later, when Rob wasn't groaning and Johnny wasn't staring upwards at the ceiling, pretending he'd noticed something very interesting he had to look at for as long as it took for the two to stop eye-fucking.

"God, yes," Will said. "There's gotta be an event coming up. The Sheriff will know what Lackland's got happening."

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[info]friartuck
2024-05-20 03:56 am UTC (link)
"God yes you get tired of it?" Tuck asked, but he was laughing, holding her close. "I'll get you later for that one. Or you'll get me, either way," he shrugged, and then he leaned forward to bite near her lip, before turning to Rob.

"What she said, Lackland probably goes to all sort of useless, poncey events."

Robin was still shaking his head at the friar and his...well...niece now... "Right," he cleared his throat, "yes, now who's going to contact the sheriff?"

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[info]ladyrougerogue
2024-05-20 09:36 am UTC (link)
"God yes we'll rob them blind," Will replied, making a face at Tuck. She looked at Robin, pulling away from Tuck a little to get back to business. "I think if you spoke to him, Rob, he'd get a nose bleed and pass out. Maybe I should. Or Tuck could, and we both speak to him. We can "apologise" for being mean to him and get him back on side."

"If I did it, I'd shove me staff where the sun don't shine," John grumbled. "Best not be me."

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[info]friartuck
2024-05-20 10:07 am UTC (link)
"Trust me, the desire will be there," Tuck said. He actually moved to sit at the bar, now that the flirting was paused for a bit. It was easier to concentrate this way. He patted John on the back and took a sip, "honestly, I- I think I'd like to see if we could both do that," he nodded to Will. "If I can pull off being in the same room with him, maybe I can really put a lot of the New Jersey business behind me."

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[info]ladyrougerogue
2024-05-20 10:17 am UTC (link)
Scarlet nodded, watching Tuck, glad to hear that he was making some progress in putting that business behind them. Holding onto the shit the villains of their stories did for too long would only pile up the resentment. It just happened too often over the years.

"My problem is going to be not punching the idiot if he acts too pathetic," she said with an eye roll.

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[info]friartuck
2024-05-20 10:30 am UTC (link)
"He's always pathetic," Robin bitched, feeling a little petty because he could be. This was a safe space. The safest there was, for them. "So you're going to find out about a party, then you're going to crash it. We can't have Lackland or Guy finding out about you then," he said to Will.

"Yeah, we'll have to be a bit cagey about it with the parishioners too. They are so going to think I'm having marital problems..."

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[info]ladyrougerogue
2024-05-20 11:03 am UTC (link)
Scarlet snorted. "We can say I'm, uh, off on a mission to spread the good word for Queer Jesus, or something," she said to Tuck with a smirk. "And I think you can't keep calling me Will. Someone might get the wrong idea. Stick with Scarlet instead, maybe. And I'll avoid those two, no problem, boss."

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[info]friartuck
2024-05-20 11:07 am UTC (link)
"Okay, well first of all they know I don't believe in missions," Tuck laughed. "But yes, I can call you Scarlet. Mmm, suits you," he joked, since it obviously suited her.

"No! No more bedroom eyes," Robin demanded.

Tuck laughed and waved his hands around, "sorry, sorry! I'll come up with something. Helping set up another queer church probably. It's less...pushy, religiously speaking."

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[info]ladyrougerogue
2024-05-20 11:16 am UTC (link)
"That works too," Scarlet said easily with a wink at Tuck.

Little John sighed and straightened up. "Looks like you two are gonna have yer hands full then. Not- not like that-" He winced and groaned when Scarlet opened her mouth to say, yes definitely like that too.

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[info]friartuck
2024-05-20 11:22 am UTC (link)
Tuck snorted and he patted Johnny on the back again, "sounds like it! I don't want to do the planning part alone though. It's all of us, right?"

Robin nodded, "right. We report back, we talk, we plan, we're careful. Ain't getting you sent to prison as a woman too," he said to Scarlet.

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[info]ladyrougerogue
2024-05-20 11:43 am UTC (link)
Scarlet looked at Robin with widened eyes, because hell no she wasn't getting collared again in any guise. "Yeah. Team work makes the dream work," she said cheerfully. "I want to walk out of this with millions in our pockets. That's the dream."

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[info]friartuck
2024-05-20 11:47 am UTC (link)
"You also know if it's too much, Lackland will aim straight for us," Robin cautioned, even though it sounded good too.

"Yeah, but think of all the good it could do," Tuck sighed wistfully. "And we could make the biggest donation to erectile dysfunction research in his name with the message, 'thank you so much for looking for a cure for people like me'."

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[info]ladyrougerogue
2024-05-20 12:20 pm UTC (link)
"We've done this before a million times," Scarlet said reassuringly. "Hell, if I had a nickel for every job we've done on Lackland- well I wouldn't need to do this job!" She grinned at Tuck again. "I think that is a very selfless act, Tuck, well done you."

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[info]friartuck
2024-05-20 12:27 pm UTC (link)
Tuck placed his hand over his heart and he bowed his head magnanimously, "thank you, thank you."

"Right, well we got our preliminary plan then," Robin summed up. "Scarlet and Tuck make contact and feed back. We done, because I want to do drinking games."

"Ayooooo!" Tuck cheered, raising his hands in the air. "Be ready to hit the floor, lads!"

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[info]ladyrougerogue
2024-05-20 12:31 pm UTC (link)
"Ladies first," Little John intoned, and Scarlet exclaimed indignantly at being assumed to be a lightweight now she was literally at a lighter weight. The indignity!

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