"Geek pints are always useful," she said. Lisa glanced around and picked up the nearest object that wasn't a hot beverage or breakable - a stapler, on the side table - and turned back to Noah.
Tea cup and saucer in the other hand, she tried to look as formal ass possible as she placed the stapler on one of Noah's shoulders.
"By the power vested in me by British Geeks Everywhere, I declare you an Honorary Citizen of the United Kingdom." She moved the stapler over his head to his other shoulder. "From this day forward, you will be known as The Professor and served tea without any shame at feeling unworthy."