This whole being human thing really sucks sometimes.

I have plans for tonight. Do Uncle Elijah and Auntie Bex have any objections to babysitting for me?

[Yoda]
Hey, how're you? Feels like it's been ages since we've actually talked/hung out. We should fix that or something.

No one mentioned this would be so painful. The epidural didn't work and ohgod. But it's totally worth it.

[picture of cutecute bb!Andrea with hotmess!MamaWolf]

Everyone hates my family. It doesn't matter where we go, what time period it is...we're hated.

I don't even want to be a vampire. All I want is to be normal, to be human. But I can't because I'm a Mikaelson and I never get what I really want. Instead I have to make due with all I have, my family. Because heavens forbid I find a friend. My luck...fate, whatever it is it should be called, always finds a way to ruin friendships.

Maybe it's my true nature, I'm caught in the twisted cycle that is being a member of my family. I'm going to live forever with none but my brothers. And we aren't exactly a functional family.

Anybody else wanna do a happy dance cause my brother's dead? Cause you don't get it. None of you do. You may have lost friends, maybe even family members, siblings... but none of you understand what it's like to lose a twin.

And honestly? If you come on just to argue or tell me how he deserved it, I'm probably not talking to you. I don't wanna fucking deal with it. We helped you, we were right in the middle of all of it when we could have left. He tried to talk me into leaving and I convinced him to stay instead. I should have listened. He'd still be alive if I listened.

The insomnia you hear so much about from me all the time isn't as random as you'd think. Being exhausted and awake is better than being asleep and remembering Hell. I don't really know why I think you need to know that, honestly, I've been trying to hide it from most of you.

[Ben]
Especially you, because your mom's not here and I've always kinda thought maybe she lied to me about me not being your dad and I kind of feel like I have to look out for you.

[If you're not sure if your pup counts, just ask!]

I blame myself for Klaus turning into the monster he is today. I couldn't protect him as a child. It's my fault.

I think I might've found the project car I've been searching for. I'm talking to a guy tomorrow at 2 about this '68 GTO he's got for sale.

Niklaus is gone. I cannot reach him anywhere. Thankfully Hope is still here

It would seem that the criminals of Beacon Hills are both increasingly stupid and unlucky, particularly so today.

That is the first time I've been stabbed while shopping.

They messed with the wrong witch.

[Mikaelsons + Hayley]

Congratulations on celebrating your first Fathers Day, brother.

> How's your night thus far?
> I hope that it's been better than mine
> Seems the heat makes tempers rise rather easily

Is it in my head or are people a little crankier than usual? Some woman at the grocery store shouted at me for taking the last shopping cart.

I owe an apology to you, Rebekah. Because now that I think about it...kinda considering trying to find a project car. I need something to do when I can't sleep.

Uh, guys. You're never gonna believe what happened.

[Klaus]
Have you talked to any of them yet? You really need to.

[Alex]
Guess I get twins.

If I'm hot? It's ridiculously hot. What the hell is going on?