Wow...

That's, um, that's a lot of cheese.

Oh, boy.

Guess I need to restart that particular count...

Yes. Kol attacked me. Yes. I'm fine. Yes, he's going to be more pissed off now.

All right, now I know this shit is supposedly being worked on and all and that's fine and bloody dandy, but my question. My actual point of fucking interest right now is why the fuck are high school kids running this show?

I'm not saying they can't rise to the occassion, I know a pair of teenagers that did that and then some. It's not that it's impossible. But it is fucking irresponsible as hell for you lot not to step in and pick up the fucking ball. So, local parents, teachers, and whoever the flying fuck else you've got tucked behind the curtain, please fucking explain this one. How much do you lot even actually fucking know about what's going on in this fucking town?

Someone besides the gorgeous little blonde I'm having drinks with should work on finding me some entertainment before I make my own. You may not quite like the results.

Though, Kim, darling, we really should make this a regular thing.
[Elena]
You wouldn't want to be part of that fun, now would you, love?

So, I've been thinking and I don't wanna be the bitch who comes out and says it, but...people keep showing up and the welcome wagon schpiel is pretty repetitious. And by repetitious, I mean I wanna throw something every time I see it because it makes me more and more mad, every time, that I'm fucking stuck here. So...maybe a local could like...put together something that explains everything and has, I don't know, points of interest in town and just...reference that moving forward?

For some of us, it isn't easy to be reminded every time a new person comes in just how stuck we are, no offense to locals since it's nice here and all, just...well, let's be honest, it's not helping anybody's homesickness, since we can't even commiserate with newbies without having to read the explanations every single time.

[Kol]

Drinks? Fucking please? Are we still on for that?

[X]

Okay, I'm caving since more came in last night, looks like, and that means Kate's probably right that you guys just...aren't going to send us home because you want to keep your own, so I might as well settle the hell in, huh?...what do you need from me if I want my identity and NYU degree back...?

Not that it isn't every girl's dream come true to wake up alone in the middle of the night in random creepy ass woods and then feel compelled to walk eight miles to an apartment building and find her name on the door like hello this is your reward for not breaking your neck in your newest pair of Jimmy Choos during that long ass walk, but can someone explain to me what the hell is going on?