The closing of the house is tomorrow. Kol, Hayley, Rebekah, we should start being able to move in by next week.

[Hayley, Rebekah and Kol]

I believe I have found a home that would suit all of our needs. It has seven bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, three parlors, a spacious kitchen and a swimming pool and a jacuzzi. There would be room for all of us to have cars in the garage as well.

( Here is a photograph )

What are your thoughts?

[Hayley, Kol and Rebekah]

I received an Easter Egg, that held a bank account code. It would appear all the money I've amassed under all my identities in the past 1000 years is now in one accessible bank account.

Perhaps we should look for a house together instead of staying in these apartments?

Anyone else suspicious as hell of the magical tree-delivered gifts?

[Elijah & Rebekah]
Have you guys ever seen anything like this? [picture of the moonlight ring she received] Because I seriously don't know what's awesome about this particular piece of bling.

Would somebody care to explain why I woke up at a bloody stump? Or perhaps why I seem to have inexplicably wandered to an apartment building and miraculously discovered an apartment that seems to have been intended to be mine?

Setting that aside, I can't say the apartment is a particularly effective incentive to stay. But I would like answers before I leave, nonetheless. I swear if I hear the name Klaus I'm going to make you regret this

I'm finally feeling better. Hopefully that never happens again.

I feel like someone ran over me with a bloody tank. I didn't even drink that much last night, so I know this isn't a hangover.

[Elijah]
Feels like a werewolf bite.

I think I've nested all I can, guys. I don't know what to do next.

[Broody Wolf]
Hey, you. I had a good time Saturday.

[Elijah]
Hey, what's up?

I am really craving Taco Bell right now.

[Elijah]
I think we should talk... about, you know...

[Derek]
What's up, Broody Wolf?

[Yoda]
Hey, haven't heard from you in while.

(ETA) [Bonnie]
Weird question for you... but you haven't maybe...gotten any weird visions about my baby being the devil's incarnate, right?

Did you keep your clover or no?

I haven't seen a four leaf clover in quite some time. How decidedly festive.

I find myself wondering more and more what is going on back home. Are my siblings safe? For the better part of my life, we've all been together, being away from them is...unsettling.

[Hayley]

Are you doing alright today?

[Kol]

You better be staying out of trouble.

[Elena & Bonnie]

Kol informed me of what he has done. I'm sorry. Kol is...not easy to control, but know I do not approve of his actions.

Your little human pet stabbed me with a vervain pencil and sprayed me with vervain mace this afternoon.

Ya know, I was all worried about the job thing before, but I'm kinda thinking I have too much to do here at the apartment. All the babyproofing. And baby setup. And just...all the baby things ever. Somebody wanna go with me tomorrow to start picking up babythings?

[Elijah]
Hey. Just wanted to let you know...I'm talking to one of the packs around here. I don't know if anything's going to come of it, but if they let me have a shot at a spot in their pack, you're not gonna fight me or them on it, are you?

[ooc: just pretend this was posted before her talk with Laura!]

[Hayley]

I am told people enjoy girl scout cookies, so I found some. I asked the little girls what is the most popular flavor and they said 'Thin Mints.' I took it upon myself to get you a few boxes.

Would you like for me to fix you some dinner tonight? I could make you some Rosemary Chicken and some stir fry vegetables.