Ainsobel does not want your job, just your heart (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} keptinreserve) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} neeps, |
The wee pigs are absolutely adorable, and the bawdy carols hysterical- that is, until it's mid-afternoon, and Ainsley has caught herself no less than five times singing the alternative lyrics aloud to herself all throughout practice, and in the hallways, and in the showers. It's probably a good thing that she barely sings at an audible level- her tune-carrying abilities are...not great (to put it kindly)- especially not with lyrics like:
O, come ye, MacFustys
Come and train your dragon
Oh, please don't, oh, please don't
Burn us all to the ground
or
Snitches we have seen on high
Streaking all around the pitch
And the seekers madly fly
Might go headfirst in a ditch
Yeah, by the end of the day, she really wants to tear her hair out.