Angus/Maddie
Bloody well right she is. If she'd had more than a week to practice, you'd have been on the ground, Campbell.
And I mean that in the most loving way possible, naturally.
Wine, please, but I'll do my best to keep the whine to a minimum. Merlin knows I've done enough of it the last few months. Even I get tired of hearing it.
If he was going to tell anyone, you know I'd be at the bottom of the list. Regardless, I gather it was pretty spontaneous. I found out with the rest of the family, an hour before the ceremony. But that's a story for when I see you, yeah?