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Joy Willison comes from the land down under (joyandpride) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-10-13 10:55:00

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[Cav and Gwen]

I have received six Howlers already today calling me variations of a slut, I need to go untraceable but I don't know how in this country, can someone help please?

~~Also can we find out if that story has made it to Australia because~~

[Private]

Idiot. You fucken boofhead MUPPET. You know how it fucking works with wanker musicians, think with your fucken head.

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Cav/Joy/Gwen

gwensational
2017-10-13 05:42 am UTC (link)

I'm sorry that you're getting Howlers. Weird Sisters fans are a special brand of insane. I know someone at the Owl Post Office, and I'll see that you get fast-tracked onto the untraceable list. For the time being, I'll send the admin over to handle your mail.

I'll assume the pictures told much of the real story, but if there's anything else you'd like me to know that will help me handle this for you, please tell me now. How bad is it between you and McCormack?

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Cav/Joy/Gwen

joyandpride
2017-10-13 09:48 pm UTC (link)

Oh my gosh, thank you so much. I've actually already turned in the paperwork. I was going crazy sitting here with the Howlers coming in so I went down the London owlery and this nice bloke helped me out and... anyway, it's in, but they told me it would still be a few days so if you could fast-track it that would be amazing.

The pictures basically cover it, and I hope you realise that I would never have... I mean, we went to a muggle pub expressly to avoid the press, I didn't realise... anyway. I... don't really know how bad it is. She was pretty ticked off ~~though I don't really understand why~~ and we both said some shit but it's just not that big a deal and she'll calm down.

Right?

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Re: Cav/Joy/Gwen

gwensational
2017-10-17 03:15 pm UTC (link)

Of course. This is what I do.

McCormack calming down about anything is a miracle I would give a pile of Galleons to see. I don't think she's ever got over me dating Kirley, and that was so long ago I barely remember whether he's a good snog or not. I can't imagine he was at the time. He was cute at sixteen, though.

Anyway, I've handled worse. Please keep me informed if anything noteworthy happens on this front, and try to refrain from hexing McCormack, no matter what she says.

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	Re: Cav/Joy/Gwen joyandpride 2017-10-17 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Shit. Maybe I can-- Or I could-- I'll think of something. It won't be hexing her. Wait, you dated Kirley? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cav/Joy/Gwen gwensational 2017-10-18 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, it was ages ago when we were in school, for less than a month. I was dating my way through the dungeons in those days, and none of it was serious. And I've been happily married for nearly seven years now, so please don't think this ancient history will affect how I deal with your situation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cav/Joy/Gwen joyandpride 2017-10-19 02:19 am UTC (link)
	~~Dating your way through... does this mean I'm going to be you when I grow up?~~ I didn't think it would. I mean, I did, but only for a second, because I didn't think Meaghan would chuck a wobbly like this either, but then you aren't Meaghan, so I didn't. Um. Yeah, anyway, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cav/Joy/Gwen gwensational 2017-10-19 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Joy, Gwen, Cav cavallero 2017-10-13 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Are you getting any threats? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Joy, Gwen, Cav joyandpride 2017-10-14 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Couple of vague karmic ill-wishes, one chick who's going to pray for me apparently, but-- Wait, is that likely? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Joy, Gwen, Cav cavallero 2017-10-15 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Could be. Weird Sisters fans are nutters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Joy, Gwen, Cav joyandpride 2017-10-15 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Now everyone tells me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Joy, Gwen, Cav cavallero 2017-10-15 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, sorry 'bout that luv. Don't go getting mixed up there. (Reply to this) (Parent)