Meaghan will deflect until the end of time (mmmcc) wrote in neeps, @ 2017-10-12 15:34:00 |
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Entry tags: | ! owl, meaghan mccormack |
You saw them dint you you irish fucker, don't try to lie you were damn near lookin right at the camera an winkin
Drag yourself outta whatever orgy you're stuck in an shut this owl up in a closet,
with Gid's clothes maybe so it'll wreck that godawful jacket he had the other day
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Hey Uncle Hamish mum doesn't get Circe does she? No reason just curious only dyou think you could buy up all the copies on a unrelated note this owl is in wossname, witness protection so you should keep it locked up for its own good a couple days
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CHEERS I got three owls about me tryna stop your true love five making nice so I'll introduce you and two more that think you and Don are shagging.
This owl likes real long trips so use it to order something France or some shit
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Oi Ickle,
I have been told that in the States they send POST (that's non-American for what I'm sending you right now, this letter) by bald eagles wearing the flag. I know you are ALL ABOUT new cultural expereiences so here is one of our charming local customs, please take this owl and use it for all your CORRESPONDANCE for the next week.
Bugger off (that's how we locals say HAVE A SWELL DAY)
Meaghan
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This owl is to use in your next concert, you can harmonize with it or some shit, get it to write a song, put it inna scarf and it's your doppelganga, dunno couldn't make it worse anyways