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Tweak says, "trout a la creme"

shona mcgonagall (hatesheights) wrote in neeps,
@ 2018-02-20 15:14:00

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If anyone knows where the actual Harpies team is being held captive and who these imposters masquerading as them are, I would appreciate an owl. Cheers.

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	pickle 2018-02-20 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	They’re going to need some ice. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Those five hours were more painful than childbirth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pickle 2018-02-20 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	That’s quite a strong statement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	My mum was even more horrified than I was, seeing as she played for them, years ago. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wrecktify 2018-02-20 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Someone should owl eyeglasses to Jones and Griffiths. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'm appalled. I don't even know what else to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2018-02-20 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	It would have been funnier if they hadn't been hellbent on putting the supporters out of play. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Marginally, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2018-02-20 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	What if someone played a sad trombone every time they dropped the quaffle? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-21 03:17 am UTC (link)
	I probably would have laughed, then. Before it got old. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fillefidele 2018-02-20 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	So would those of us in the Harpies end of the stands for all of that. Bloody hell. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	You have my sincerest sympathies. I'm very interested to see how they address the press after this debacle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fillefidele 2018-02-20 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	One of my mates is on the Harpies, so... makes it even more awkward. Oh well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	That's very rough. Are you two close? I know a lot of the old guard, not so much the current team, outside of professional encounters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fillefidele 2018-02-20 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, Ginny Weasley and I shared a dormitory. We were in Kenna's year, though she wasn't in our house, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-21 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yes, of course. I remember, now. I'm sure she's frustrated after today's match. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fillefidele 2018-02-24 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely. I mean, I've only had the chance to go to matches regularly since leaving school and it's still obvious that that wasn't the kind of performance you expect from the Harpies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-24 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	It was a very atypical performance. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	avoidretrograde 2018-02-20 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	I think those were the cannons. Harpies kindly substituted for them for the arrows. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	This is entirely plausible. And would explain a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avoidretrograde 2018-02-21 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	So what was Aunt Delilah's favourite part? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-21 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	The ending. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	left_magpie 2018-02-21 05:47 am UTC (link)
	That's a hell of a wager to have lost. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avoidretrograde 2018-02-21 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	It was a hell of a match to have lost. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yaxlie 2018-02-20 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	What the bloody hell happened out there? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	That's the question of the hour. And the week. And possibly the month. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxlie 2018-02-20 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously! I mean, If I were them, I'd order an inquiry because the harpies do not get trounced like that unless someone hexed them! It's worse than our chudley match. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Your coach suggested the Cannons had kindly stepped in for this match and I'm inclined to agree that's a possibility. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxlie 2018-02-20 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Still! That's tampering. Did someone pay them to throw the match?? Fans demand to know! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-20 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Fans, officials, everyone. LEX When I find out more, I'll let you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shona yaxlie 2018-02-20 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	They can't actually be that bad, right? That score was atrocious! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lex. hatesheights 2018-02-20 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	It was bloody awful. I'm almost hoping something else happened because if they actually have gone that far south as a team, that's a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shona \| Lex. yaxlie 2018-02-20 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Right? Especially since their last game. And it's not like they were playing their second strings... I AM SO CONFUSED SHONA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shona \| Lex. hatesheights 2018-02-20 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	I am, too, Lex. I'm struggling to come up with a plausible explanation that doesn't involve bad jokes or Polyjuice Potion. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cavallero 2018-02-21 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Ha! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-21 03:19 am UTC (link)
	I know, I'm hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cavallero 2018-02-22 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure the Harpies won't think so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-22 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Probably not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chucking 2018-02-21 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	My grandmum actually sent me an express owl asking me if I knew what was up with them. Well, interspersed with a choice selection of Welsh cursing... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-21 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	My mum was pacing the whole time, and I'm sure she would've owled me had I not been at the house at the time. It was not an easy match to sit through. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chucking 2018-02-21 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad my grandmum went with an express owl, and not a floo call. It's a bit hard to follow, even when I understand Welsh, when she speaks too fast. It certainly wasn't. Though at least it lasted longer than thirty-eight minutes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-21 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. I almost would have preferred a quick death rather than dragging it out for several hours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chucking 2018-02-21 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	That may have made my job easier. It's really not the sort of match that makes for interesting reporting, or rather trying to make it more interesting than it was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-22 03:19 am UTC (link)
	There really isn't much to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chucking 2018-02-22 12:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's probably the shortest match report I've written since I started working over here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-23 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I have a very easy time believing that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	partandparsel 2018-02-24 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Appalling match. Waste of an evening. If I just wanted to see Portree gloat I'd read Meaghan McCormack's journal. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesheights 2018-02-24 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	You always have such a way with words, Des. But it's true. (Reply to this) (Parent)