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Alec Urquhart (ohlaird) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-26 03:31:00

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Many thanks to whoever sent the lovely basket of muffins. I would owl back a thank you note but I'm afraid they didn't sign their name so this is my public thank you to them.

You've made even the house elf jealous.

[Urq Sibs]

Muffins?

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	wrecktify 2017-12-26 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	How can you be certain they weren't revenge muffins? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-26 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	1) They have a discernible shape - first clue that they weren't made by you 2) They lack that distinct pungent smell made notorious by your cooking attempts 3) They have been tested (not by me) 4) And they are, in fact, revenge muffins. Revenge appreciation muffins specifically. From a vengeance admirer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-26 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	All of your arguments aside, regardless of their verity, wouldn't that be the most clever revenge? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-26 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	You learning to cook after years of failure, just to send me delicious muffins? Seems a lot of effort and frankly more beneficial to your well being than to any revenge... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-26 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Never doubt the vindictive streak of a Slytherin. ~~I'm going to kill Galb~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-26 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Well in that case I'm sure you'll be happy to have us over for dinner to show off your new cooking skills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	pickle 2017-12-26 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	I wish I had muffins. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-26 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not much of a muffin man myself but I can certainly appreciate well made ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gilliflower 2017-12-26 06:30 pm UTC (link)
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	ohlaird 2017-12-26 06:37 pm UTC (link)
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	[after a few minutes of inner dialogue about how cool she may or may not actually be:] wrecktify 2017-12-26 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you know him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Few minutes of confusion] ohlaird 2017-12-26 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	...The muffin man? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-26 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, the muffin man! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-26 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	[...] The muffin man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	pickle 2017-12-27 01:20 am UTC (link)
	I should make some muffins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-27 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh, what kind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pickle 2017-12-27 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I think lemon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Alec keptinreserve 2017-12-26 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	As noted above, they are not "revenge muffins". And you're welcome. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Ainsley ohlaird 2017-12-26 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	You're the mystery sender? Well now I can thank you specifically. Thank you, the muffins are amazing, and I'm very glad someone else enjoyed the little bit of revenge on Maggie with that foghorn charm. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Urq sibs gilliflower 2017-12-26 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely here for muffins. I'm coming down. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Urq sibs ohlaird 2017-12-26 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	I have orange zest, lemon poppyseed, blueberry, chocolate chip, and honey wheat bran. Even the wheat bran is good and I usually dislike bran muffins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Urq sibs gilliflower 2017-12-26 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Chocolate chip please and thanks. On my way! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Urq sibs ohlaird 2017-12-26 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's the first one I tried and I have to say, Bethoc is right to be jealous. Mum has a lemon poppyseed reserved already, but the rest are for the taking. I can't eat them all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Urq sibs gilliflower 2017-12-26 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	We'll have to praise her baking for the next few days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	healerpye 2017-12-27 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Do you often get mystery muffins? (Reply to this)