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Tweak says, "bro"

incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-15 11:51:00

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! journal, alec urquhart, maggie macdougal

[written partway through the felicis visit]
ALEC URQUHART:

HELP

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	ohlaird 2017-12-15 08:24 pm UTC (link)
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	ohlaird 2017-12-15 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	HELp with.... ~~How drunk are you right now?~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-15 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Are you 1. in hospital 2. on a date 3. at a quid match ??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-15 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	No, no, and no. Are these the only excuses I have? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-15 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Aye (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-15 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	What am I being roped into helping with? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-15 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	not too much (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-15 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Just a pissed medic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-15 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	excuse you Prince Charmles[...........]s (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-15 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Too much firewhiskey in your purse? I know it's supposed to numb your cheeks some but can you even feel your face a wee bit? And it's His Royal Charmlessness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-15 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	oh no maybe i cant feel it maybe did you know that if you try to appparate when you can't feel your face you get splinched (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-15 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Well that's not the hospital excuse I was looking for. As entertaining as it would be to lord it over a medic about her splinching herself drunk, please don't. Where are you anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-15 10:55 pm UTC (link)
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	wrecktify 2017-12-15 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	you needed one??? HRC alex irked heart can find me at felicis in edinburgh it's a club like a discoa club like a disco is where younguns go to have fun and dance and drink theres a tiger " R OAR " ~~you're going to love Pegs she's having boats of fun~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-15 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Having one wouldn't hurt.. You're club dancing with a tiger? Why am I asking a drunk person for details? But I have to so: How's the tiger's dancing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

wrecktify
2017-12-15 11:28 pm UTC (link)

don't make excuses to go to hospital that makes no sense & it's irresponsible [the final "e" descends into a line of loops to the edge of the page.]
[...] UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO CHAT UP A HEALER?? ARE YOU??? what's their name? i hope for your sake it isn't christensen ~~she's a bawbag~~

tigers don't dance but if it did
i'd reckon it would take up the whole floor

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	ohlaird 2017-12-15 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Are you going to start recommending healers and mediwitch friends? I already know Christensen is your favourite of course. All eyes on the tiger. Sounds like a terrible potential dance partner, stealing your thunder. Alright I'll get there. How many of you need a sober apparator? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-15 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	only if youre on the market then yes i will no i can hold my own thank you and if i can't i can punch it it's not animal abuse when it's an animagus ~~maddie has floo too so it's not like~~ some (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-15 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	If you ask my mother I'm sure I am. How can I turn down an offer to watch you outdance or punch a tiger? Some. I'm taking that to mean at least 10, Miss Popular. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-16 12:27 am UTC (link)
	shite answer try again PRECISELY and i don't know a single one of these people i swear which is more reason for you to rush they're hooligans every one (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-16 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Letting you set me up seems like a bad idea. But then again so is rescuing a drunk 'damsel in distress' who has just threatened to punch tigers. And here I am getting shoes on. Aren't you the ring leader of the hooligans? At the very least they should recognize and respect one of their own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-16 12:53 am UTC (link)
	just because i have bad taste in who I date doesn't mean i can't set you up with the Love of Your Life and not to mention how persuasive i am proof it's chaos hel p (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohlaird 2017-12-16 03:14 am UTC (link)
	I would think it means exactly that. Right right coming along. Try not to influence them too much. Oops I mean try not to let them influence you of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-16 06:59 am UTC (link)
	too late (Reply to this) (Parent)