Well, since mercurychaos asked so nicely.

Title: A Surprise (Tactic of Sorts)
Genre: gen/humour
Pairings: see the warnings
Warnings: Spoilers for Yondaime's name and (sort of) Naruto's parentage!
Summary: In which Jiraiya is Jiraiya and the Hokage just might thank him for that later.
Comments: This was written for naruto100's Fall challenge and actually won it. :) Click here for format=light.

A Surprise (Tactic of Sorts)

...and here's my two cents.

( Spoilers, obviously )

So what does everyone else think? Is anyone even watching this place anymore? Come on, just leave some comments... this asylum is overdue for some activity. :D